Saturday, May 07, 2005 AD Gossip In about 12 hours I will be taking my membership vows to join CREC -- an event I am looking forward to with great anticipation. Most Reformed churches I know of have five vows, but CREC has a sixth -- a promise not to gossip about others in the body. So I decided I'd better get a bit of gossip out of my system before I can get in trouble for it. Lean a little closer and I'll whisper to you, in the strictest confidence, a little morsel about the elders at CREC: I sincerely doubt their Reformed credentials. I mean everybody knows what the true mark of real Reformedness is, right? Arrogance, of course. But these four? The humblest group of guys you'd ever hope to meet. I know...quite shocking...but I'm only sharing out of concern. And if anybody asks, don't tell 'em I told you, 'K? Posted by Valerie (Kyriosity) at 5/07/2005 10:39:00 PM
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