Valerie is a 42-year-old, single, Reformed Christian lady who lives in Baltimore. She doesn't remember a time
before she knew and loved Jesus, but she does remember accepting John Calvin into her heart in March of 2000.
Valerie is a member of Christ Reformed Evangelical Church in Annapolis.
Though her career aspiration is to be a housewife, Valerie has not yet found anyone suitable who wishes to hire
her for employment in that field (or, more properly, anyone suitable has not found her), so in the meantime she
earns her daily bread working in communications -- editing, writing, print design and website management.
Don't Have a Cow, Man
Somewhere along the way I acquired a pen advertising an osteoporosis medication called Boniva. Unfortunately, every time I look at it, my mind reads it as Bovina. I wonder if veterinary pharmaceutical reps hand out tchotchkes, too.
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On November 5, 2007 3:00 PMabrawrote... sorry about not telling you about the surgery. I was trying to figure out how to politely explain the innerworkings of my uterus into conversation when both my phone and my keyboard quit working (true story) and then I forgot about it and then it was too late. :-)
On November 5, 2007 3:12 PMValerie (Kyriosity)wrote... LOL! Sorry about your phone, your keyboard and your inner workings, but glad to hear all went well. Hope the electronics are likewise back in order. I figured from Ben's casual mention that it was something minor, so I wasn't too terribly worried.
I think in instances like "a procedure of the feminine variety" works well. Or something along the lines of the lingo I use with one of my colleagues: lady products, the lady doctor, lady surgery, etc.
On November 7, 2007 7:05 PMbarbwrote... My vet recently gave me toothbrush holders for my dogs' brushes, and a "diet kit" that included a measuring cup for their food and a measuring tape to track their progress towards "girlish" figures.
